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It's not enough that the Usurper is attempting to gain control of every minute aspect of our lives, no, now the Obama administration is directly attempting to undermine the fundamental Christian right to commercialize the birth of our Savior by promoting a policy of deprivation and outright thievery. Yes, the closeted Muslim is taking Christmas!
According to unnamed administration sources, after reading a book from an infamous Muslim childrens author, the President decided the time has come to once and forever "prevent Christmas from Coming".
This new policy initiative was formulated at meetings in the former FEMA citizen internment and relocation training facility high-atop Mount Crumpit, on May Day, 2010. This top-secret, double-cross-your-heart, gathering was attended by supernumeraries of the NAACP, ACORN, the ACLU, and the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, and was chaired by the Ambassador to the United States from the New World Order, a creature known only as "Max". The keynote address was a medley delivered by Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, and live via NRO satellite from his CIA provided cave-lair, O[sb]ama Bin Laden, Special Assistant to the President. Impenetrable security for the gathering was provided by the Department of Homeland Security's new top-secret shock troops, otherwise known as "The Coast Guard".
The initiative calls for the surreptitious entry into every private Christian home on the eve of Christmas, while its occupants sleep. In the case of insomnia, proletariat shift work, or seditious late-night revelry, the sleep agent USATKO formulation XMAS has been authorized for use to quell any resistance.
Upon entry into the home, specially trained DNC convention delegates, assisted by ACORN community "organizers," will remove all gifts, decorations, ornaments, and foodstuffs designed to celebrate or otherwise enhance any celebration of the birth of Christ. Special attention will be given to removing those delectables and dishes traditionally favored by Christian anti-government conspirators, such as Hash and Roast Beast.
It has been anticipated that a few citizens with unreliable sleep patterns, namely the extremely youthful for whom sleep agent USATKO formulation XMAS is less effective, will awaken and inadvertently disrupt the sterilization procedure. In this event, the team leaders have been instructed to immediately summon a Misinformation Commissar (MisinfoCom), who will be deployed en masse in specially marked MSNBC News Vans. Once summoned, the MisinfoCom will use hypnotism, deception, bribery, and in rare cases, waterglassing, to distract the youthful from the surrounding events.
In the event that the removal of all physical accoutrement to the celebration is ineffective and that said celebration does, in fact, continue, for example in town squares, churches, amphitheaters, etc, special anti-harmonic devices have been installed in every public address system in America, and the Air Force has been authorized to use Predator Drones with missiles specially designed to mimic the damage caused by small private planes, complete with fire-proof anti-government screeds that will be found in the subsequent wreckage.
I'll post more on this amazing story later, which isn't getting nearly enough coverage in the mainstream media. I wonder why?
