Seriously. Stop in. Emote a little. Be sure to bring your Rasmussen, your Gallup, and all of those famously "unskewed" polls. Bring your Mittmentum swag, your signed copies of "Dreams of my real Father", and whatever other obviously false idols you worshiped during the disastrous Romney campaign.
Please allow us, your friends and guides to reality, gloat and condescendingly mention that we "told you so". For months, we told you so.
Give us our deserved spoils and take your lumps like you'd expect us to have done were your dreams not so forcefully shown to be just that.
One last thing.